I have seduced many people with the soothing sound of my baritone sax.
I AM CRYING
I PLAYED THIS WHILE I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE DOING HOMEWORK AND MY MOM ASKED WHAT THAT NOISE WAS SO I TOLD HER I FARTED AND I REALIZE THAT THAT’S NOT BETTER AT ALL.
“The force is strong with you shitheels.”
Jedistuck at Katsucon 2014
when none of ur internet friends are online
For real I don’t think there has ever, not even once, actually been a single real case of a girl “pretending” to enjoy geek shit to get in some fanboy’s pants because nobody would put that much effort into impressing a guy whose standards are that babyish and laughable. It has never happened, and it never ever ever ever will. Ever.
hell, most nerd girls I know will play down their nerdery because they don’t want to attract creepy neckbeards
i like it when people think i’m younger than i actually am because it’s like yes. yes i have fooled you. you think i look young but in reality i am not and have been alive for several centuries. i am centuries old. i am immortal. and i’ve fooled you